Packwoods Pink Runtz Pre-Rolled Blunt

One of the best blunts you can buy starts with the coolest packaging on the market. Pink Runtz from Packwoods. This is a top shelf high brought by world class flower, nugrun sauce and kief all packaged up in a supremely rolled blunt. Check our review, buy yourself a Pink Runtz and then go get ripped with some buds.
Packwoods’ Pink Runtz pre-roll is the pink Rolls Royce of blunts. A classic looking cigar lovingly dipped in nugrun sauce, smothered in indoor kief and packed with two grams worth of premium bud. The decadence clearly knows no bounds. The playful name of Pink Runtz suggests this pre-roll is a lighthearted walk in the park, where birds call your name and squirrels dance along your feet. Then you finally take a look at this absolute unit of a blunt and get an altogether different sort of vibe. Like that of a cigar birthed in the bowels of the most fiendish black lagoon. The truth, however, lays firmly in the middle.

“This is not your grandpappy’s dime bag joint, that’s for sure.”

While the look of this blunt can be daunting, the predominant effects were that of deep relaxation and lasting joy. It also took an entire Saturday to smoke, with a bit left over for Sunday. I considered it the ultimate weekend getaway, and it also hit like a champ.

Technically speaking, this is a masterfully crafted blunt. The engineered glass filter makes for smooth draws, and the tobacco-free hemp paper burns consistently and slowly. This is truly something to be savored. The tightly packed mixture of Gelato #33 and Zkittlez makes for a heavenly concoction of sweetness. It brought me back to the days of smoking Swisher Sweet blunts on the railroad tracks behind my old elementary school. This, of course, is the elevated version of that.

The Packwoods Pink Runtz Blunt made me wish I had a large mahogany desk with one of those giant Earth globes nearby that opens to reveal a top-shelf scotch collection. Something where I could lean back in a plush leather chair while I summon my minions to debrief me on the day’s events and puff smoke rings as I pet my white Persian cat. In other words, this is a boss blunt that’s all about making a statement. This is not your grandpappy’s dime bag joint, that’s for sure.